Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 2001 – 2200 of 11545 Newer› Newest»SNOOP MECHA+PS+PI: Stop fucking around and attack DMK!
hero pig, mistake DMMK for a delicous salted melon and eat him, becoming DMHP (dark matter hero pig)
next = death is waiting for you with some refreshing BEER.
bext = FAD ghost: notice DMMK ghost and mistake him for candy, eating him.
next = cuthulu death is waiting for you, wherever the fuck you go if you die while dead.
AD: In rage and sadness ascend to Super Saiyan.
AD: Punish the icy-cold river with your Punisher skills for taking your dear sweet son/bathearst.
AD: Drop on your knees and shout "NOOO!" and swear revenge on the water for doing this to him.
bathearst: auto-parry river
AD: Go...go be with Wifehearst and Sonhearst. They're waiting
AD: Punch ox in snout to establish superiority.
Clown Bard: Play Epic Showdown Music
AD: Arrive at location.
ACE DICK reaches the dust town of PROSPECT, tired and weary, and torn over the loss of his only son.
But wait! Who is this, being tended to by the local HAREM?!
AD: Reunite with the once-lost BATHEARST in the most tearful family reunion ever.
AD: Bop BATHEARST in snout to establish LOVE.
PI: FIRE!
PS: Enter inside the ship!(chicago overcoat)
Anyone: Offer DMK a tissue.
AD: Damn the life wheel and become a vigilante again, this time asking PI to imagine your weapons/costume for you.
AD: Mourn loss of family.
Bathearst: Fall on FAD.
AD: Construct grandfather clock in memory of Bathearst
AD: start crying loudly to raise DMK's emotions
Anyone: Make the connection between the (now broken) glasses on the lazy susan in the dollhouse and the comb raves.
AD: Reload save game.
AD: Ditch the trail to Oregon and enter Gauntlet dungeon.
ELF MAGE: Shoot the food.
AD: Jump into the river to be with Family.
PFPI: Conjure DOOMSDAY DICE CASCADER.
Punisher AD: Nothing in life ever goes according to plan. Jump in the river and end it all!
(thus raising the emotions of the Demonic Mobster Kingpin)
Once in the afterlife cheat death for a second (third?) chance and become The Crow.
AD: Wonder what happened to your IMAGINARY LIVES.
AD: Try and solve the confusing problem of life conversion with duplicates.
AD: Give up, make PI do it.
AD: Use your last shitty gun to commit suicide, find Death and make a deal for BATHEARST's life.
ZAD: Regurgitate two skeletons and an intestinal track.
PS: Pray to the Captain Snoop bust to attack DMK.
ZAD: Pursue hilarious antics with cellmate
AD: Mourn death of Bathearst with heart-wrenching montage of all the good times you shared together. To the tune of "A Dark Knight" by Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard.
Then scar half of your face in grief.
Bathearst: Escape from death and join AD again
(for the third time)
PS: Enter inside ship (chicago overcoat) and check for cannons
Punch self in snout to establish superiority.
DMK: Put your HAT back on.
DMK: Surpress unbecoming emotions behind a mask of ruggedness.
AD: Attempt suicide in river - you have nothing left to live for
Everyone: A moment of silence for dear, sweet Bathearst.
PI: Shoot DMK while the emotion is high!
DMMK: Combat Operandi - Black Hole
HD + NB + Whores + Gentlemen + Heroes: Group Hug around DMMK, in a show of affection and togetherness.
PS: Retrieve arms from safe.
DMMK - GAMBIT SCHEMA?
PS: Use projector to show DMK Bambi, in hopes of Bambi's mother's death scene causing DMK much grief.
AD: Contract typhoid
AD: Raise your fist to the heavens, cursing GPI!
Captain-Snoop: Combat Operandi: Pop it like it's hot
DMMK: combat operandi -> Large Hadron Collider
AD: Ride the wagon like a mechanical bull.
AD: Increase rations.
DMK: Regardingly fondle the universe.
Hero Weasel: Aggress corset laces.
AD: Change motive to become a vigilante vigilante hunter over the loss of BATHEARST
PS: 'hey look there's a penny on the floor'
PS: Collect DMK tears
BH: Cry FATHERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Team Sleuth: Go back and eat some CANDY
AD: Give dramatic GAR speech a la Simon in Gurren Lagann episode 11.
AD: Punch self in snout, thereby establishing RECURSIVE SUPERIORITY!!
AD: in grief.. Join the dark side as Darth Ace.. Then let out a force scream..
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
AD: Make glue out of river frog's mucus, and glue yourself to the COVERED WAGON.
Not really a suggestion, but BATHEARST! NOOOO!
GPI: Ride creation like a mechanical bull, already!
AD: Continue westward to honor your loved ones.
AD: Head downriver to recover Bathearst
FAD: Gnaw FMK's STOMACH LINING from within his GENEROUS TUMMY, giving him an ulcer.
Wifehearst+Bathearst: be utterly confused upon seeing FAD.
GPI: Fondly Regard The Speed Of Light.
AD: Become extremely depressed at Bathearst's passing. Commit suicide.
Wait, no.
PS: Take advantage of DMK's emotion spike to show him the end of a romantic film.
PFPI: Conjure Gummy Bear I.E.D.
SnoopMech:
Descend from the heavens.
PAD: Throw yourself into the river in grief at the loss of your family, maxing out DMK's EMOTION METER.
PI: Shoot! Shoot! For the love of GPI, the Honeybee Professort and the Four Nations Above, shoot DMK as quickly and as often as you can!
BATHEARST: Grow arms and swim ashore.
Four Heroes: Agress with all sorts of weird shit before you get crushed.
PS: Collect DMK tears.
OR
AD: Begin dying of prospector's colon. Make sure it's a very sad sight: sick, hungry, and utterly alone, by a dying fire...
PS: Go rescue AD from the game of life just at the exact moment where he was about to die of exposure (thus DMK's emotions are elevated to the max and just before PI starts firing again, PS saves AD).
AD: Find Lord Hatclock and invite him on your journey
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x137/desertfox778/1215852088437.jpg
(pic for reference)
and get some bacon
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LV. 9 UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
Did someone say "Aggress"?
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PAX
AD: Throw down HAT in disgust.
Heroes+Ladies+Whores+Gentlemen: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT.
Become SUPER SAIYAN ACE DICK! Twitch and bulge your way to avenging your precious BATHEART's death!! Along with super SPIRIT BOMBS and other DBZ refrence shit!
AD: Commit suicide out of grief, become DEATH's ASSITANT! (Because DEATH just LOOOVES the suicides!)
AD: Ride ox like mechanical bull
AD: Mourn for the loss of Bathearst and commit suicide in most dramatical way as possible.
Gentlemen: Ask DMMK to hot tea and crumpets.
SnoopMech: Prepare to descend heroically from the heavens, only to be intercepted by a stray shot from PI's rifle.
FAD: Court MM in the after-life
AD: Weep openly
PS: Order comb report, stat!
AD: Lifes not worth living anymore. Drown yourself in the water.
AD: Trade with Indians for replacement son.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
DMMK: COMBAT TECHNIQUE: SUPER-SILLY-STRING THEORY!!!
BH: death does not stop a superhero!
AD: Revert to Previous Stage using Code Machine
AD: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
AD: Cut open and sleep in one of the oxen for warmth through the cold, unforgiving prairie night. (Ugh. You thought they smelled bad on the outside!)
Whores: Perform Whoreish acts to create a single sex gravitational pull away from DMMK.
FAD: Punch MM in the snout to establish superiority instead.
Bathearst!?!? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
GPI: Fondle Rigorously your Creation
ZAD: Put on boot lying on cell floor
PS: Listen to some emo music.
How else will they boost up the EMOTIONS BAR? :P
Check honey progress.
AD: Shed a single manly tear
Death: Collect Bathearst suggest a friendly game of Fireball Island.
PS: Seriously SEPULCHRITIZE now. I really mean it this time!
AD: Pan for gold in river.
AD: play sad harmonica tune to mourn BatHearst
Bathearst + Wifehearst: Have an emotional reunion.
Bathearst: Punch ZAD in the nose to establish superhero-ism.
FAD: Go stark raving mad. Really.
AD: Arrive in Oregon to get out of this situation.
Bathearst+Wifehearst: Pose in a reuniting yet touching manner.. CAUSE THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
Recap: How did ZAD get into the afterlife?..
FAD: Punch Death in snout to disestablish stereotypes.
ZAD was forced into the afterlife by MK's Extortion attack, silly Anonymous personage.
FAD: Ask Death why he's being such a pussy lately, sounds like a side quest.
Bathearst and Wifehearst: Emotional Operandi > Tearful Reunion
BATHEARST: Reunite with WIFEHEARST
Bathearst+ZAD: Go down Dragon-Snake Road to take combat lessons from Minor Godhead of Combat Pickle Inspector.
Electric Current: Through your long journey see many things(mostly space) and finally attain sentience. Then through the aeons alone in the dark void grow mad and vengeful.
FAD: Leave death while he is distracted with the pinata
Bathearst and Wifehearst: Emotional Operandi > Tearful Reunion
ZAD and BATHEARST: Become reincarnated.
AD: There is nothing left for you now. Commit SUICIDE.
(Z)AD: What the fuck happened?
ace dick can't die! the last of the ace dicks is he..
to continue from my earlier comment.. after joining the dark side as darth ace..
DA: slay the marauding sand people and ever pursuing outlaws
MK: Implode
Bathearst: Flow down (and out of) the MKB tearduct river.
Viewer: Ask Andrew why FAD isn't upset about the piñata.
Get plastered and find a male prostitute with whom to play marathon Tiddly Winks®.
PS: Search the ship for any object that can cause damage while PI keep the big guy busy.
ZAD: Once again, you are being left out. Promptly leave the AFTERLIFE.
GPI: Fondly regard Cree Nation
Bathearst: Enjoy reunion with your dad(s).
FAD: Punch ZAD in the snout to establish superiority.
He is still Fiesta Flavored in the after life... :(
Show what happened to the guy who died with ZAD.
FAD: Politely introduce yourself to WIFEHEARST.
FAD and ZAD: Challenge death to a truffle shuffle showdown of hard-boiled, epic proportions.
AD: Establish Stripper Leadership to form team and flee as a group.
AD: Reunite with family in the afterlife.
Death: COMBAT OPERANDI - DEADLY NULLIFICATION
Professor Bee: Try to unmute yourself and obtain some respect
Weasel Warrior: Flip the fuck out that MS Paint Adventures will stop for a week.
GPI: Fondly regard Gerald McDermott's 2003 children's book "Creation".
ZAD: eat bathearst
FAD: Remove UGLY DOG from inventory. You don't know why you took it in the first place.
Bathearst: Demand to play pinata because you're the fucking BATHEARST.
Wait, you had a falling sperm whale in your comic but you failed to reference The Hitchhiker's Guide??
WHO ARE YOU ANDREW.
AD: Get on your knees and moan like Darth Vader
Everbody return to life to give a good payback time to MK while death is not looking
Attack using Nervous Broadsword!
Bathearst: Grab pumpkin to gain extra flotation points.
Clown Bard: Ally yourself with DMMK
FAD or ZAD: Become Ghost Rider Ace Dick.
Death: Accidentally whack open whale with piñata stick.
"Wait, you had a falling sperm whale in your comic but you failed to reference The Hitchhiker's Guide??"
Maybe the whale falling itself was the reference???
(it wasn't)
Ok, I fixed it.
PS: Randomly go bat-shit crazy due to extreme story complexity, useing Bathearst's comparitively tiny dead bloated coarpse to bludgen everything in sight. And unplug DMK's keyboard/controller/whatever he's useing.
Next: AD looks in terror and sorrow as his beloved son is used as a tiny corps-flail.
Everyone: Sneak out of the afterlife while Death is blindfolded.
AD: Go into town and trade all of your supplies for whiskey and grandfather clocks.
SNOOP MECH: POP IT LIKE IT IS ABOVE A COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE
Whale: Fall [possibly next to a bowl of petunias] onto ZAD
ZAD: Put the boot on your head.
Everyone: Sneak out of the afterlife while Death is blindfolded.
GPI: Fondly ride creation like a mechanical bull.
FAD: take offense to the stereotypical merriment
FAD: Approach MM and grope inappropriately.
Just a few possibilities here. Btw your rock :P :
DMMK: Suck them all into Singularity for the sake of simplicity
(by all ofc I mean the gentleman, the ladies and the heroes.. and the whores)
FAD: Do the Shuffle Truffle Macarena
DMK: Desperation Operandi: Emotional Discharge
AD: Climb whale intestine and look for a Pumpkin Hugeifier on a nearby building.
PS: play ironically cheerful, yet hauntingly melancholy, ukele refrain
Quick! While he's blindfolded! Escape the afterlife!
Death: Show mercy and bring all that are dead to life, since you don't have a weapon to keep them there with anyway.
ALTERNATE:
Dead People: Mob Death for his silly pinata game and force him to bring all back to life.(Zombie Ace Dick can stay, I suppose...since he was already dead.)
one thing i don't get:
why is Zombie Ace Dick in the afterlife?
isn't he supposed to be immortal, in a sense?
bleh. explanation plz?
Heroes: Turn valve on vertical pipe.
Bathearst or Wifehearst: Win the right to haunt AD, thus creating more emotional torture for him.
wait is this a prequel or side story to jail break?
if Zmk was with Jailed buddy till they seem to kill each other off in a moronic fashion how did they have a gun, pumpkin, 3 keys, a violin? a side story explaining this would be great to fill in the major plot hole that is on the ceiling.
GPI: notice that you sewn your universe to Jail break's universe. feel quite embarrass but do nothing but observe.
ZAD: Question why your death in the future brought you to the afterlife of the past/present.
Nerds:
Complain that the MASS of the OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE is only thought to be 3x10^52kg.
DMMK, at 100x10^100kg, weighs about thirty trillion trillion trillion trillion times MORE than the MASS of the OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE.
Elf Wizard: Cast dispel sorceries on Dark Matter Mobster Kingpin
Additional Complaint of Nerds:
DMMK creates a BLACK HOLE with an event horizon billions of times larger than the OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE.
GPI:
All of Creation is destroyed. GPI has nothing to fondly regard.
ZAD: Eat blind folded death
HD+NB+Gentlemen+Whores: AGGRESS.
FPPI: Splice fan cable before switch is thrown.
(Note: Trying to get Future-Past Pickle Inspector to remove roughly 2 universes worth of length from the fan cable.)
Bathearst: Reunite with wifehearst on a tearful manner.
bathurst ride whale like machanical bull
Ace Dick, grief-stricken, turns into Ford-River-Dick-Punisher!
It's time to start consolidating power.
FAD: Command Operandi > Belly of the Whale ZAD!
AD: start crying loudly
wait... WHAT THE FUCK ZOMBIE ACE DICK IS DOING AFTER LIFE HE ISNT DEAD YET (andrew if you can answer this do it fast, im waiting)
No more Midnight Crew. Christ, I the guy behind it is probably funding the hosting of the site by himself.
Guy needs to register his own crappy geocities website for the Midnight Crew. Then we can forget that the awful idea ever blemished MSP ;_;
Death: Wonder why all the THUGS and MONSTERS defeated by the PROTAGONISTS didn't end up in the afterlife aswell.
All dead people return to life while Death is distracted with the pinata
EVERYONE: break it down old school for the belated new year!
MM: Tie up Death with ROPE from PINATA.
Dead people: Get out while the gettin's good!
"one thing i don't get:
why is Zombie Ace Dick in the afterlife?
isn't he supposed to be immortal, in a sense?
bleh. explanation plz?"
Zombies are quite resilient, and apparently very good at auto-parrying bullets. But they're not immortal. How many zombies have you seen killed in movies?
"Viewer: Ask Andrew why FAD isn't upset about the piñata."
It seems that after a little while in the afterlife they all overcame their hostilities and became friends. FAD probably realized how curmudgeonly he was being about it. In fact, he was possibly the one who eventually suggested the piñata as an activity.
"wait is this a prequel or side story to jail break?
if Zmk was with Jailed buddy till they seem to kill each other off in a moronic fashion how did they have a gun, pumpkin, 3 keys, a violin? a side story explaining this would be great to fill in the major plot hole that is on the ceiling."
It's more of a crossover, or an event linking the two storylines.
All that stuff was in the cell when ZAD fell into it. (Well, there was no pumpkin. At least not one we could see.) There were 4 keys. I think it's safe to say that eventually one of them "turned into" a gun. Even though that logic wasn't present in the JB universe.
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