Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 2201 – 2400 of 11545 Newer› Newest»BATHEARST: Latch on to ZAD and pretend he is your real father. Ask him for a cookie.
"Complain that the MASS of the OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE is only thought to be 3x10^52kg.
DMMK, at 100x10^100kg, weighs about thirty trillion trillion trillion trillion times MORE than the MASS of the OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE."
Actually this sort of bothers me too.
The bottom line is I just started rattling off numbers without even realizing how big I was making them.
A while ago I went back and changed the volume exponent, just so the number wouldn't indicate that he was almost infinitely tiny. I left the mass as it was, because I didn't think it mattered too much if it was just indicated as "VERY BIG".
But I might go back and just delete the exponents altogether, and just string more zeros after base of "10".
It's safe to say that with the numbers as they are now, MK would be the biggest black hole in the universe.
"No more Midnight Crew. Christ, I the guy behind it is probably funding the hosting of the site by himself."
There is more than one guy behind it. I think about 3 or 4 people have separately requested additions to the Midnight Crew arc.
AD: Reload saved game! You did save, didn't you?
Dead People: Escape from death while he is blindfolded!
BH: Reunite with AD in an emotionally showing display of affection.
BH, ZAD, CELLMATE, WHALE: Join the party!
BatHearst, ZAD, Guy from JailBreak:
Steal piñata!
Wifehearst&Sonhearst: Escape with Sperm Whale for an tearful and emotionally draining reunion with AD.
HD+NB: Taunt MK into increasing density further to create black hole.
BH : Reunite!
piñata: auto-perry, counter atatack with "DIABETIC DISASTER"
Bathearst: Mistake ZAD for biological father.
DMK: Moved by his death, raise BATHEARST from the dead to be your loyal minion.
whale: while death is preoccupied, pick up everyone and get the hell out of there.
AD: Despite the loss, you must continue westward.
GR: Power swing!
PI: Keep up heavy shelling of DMK with that cannon in a sillier manner.
Bathearst: Escape death's domain using heightened supersneakiness from your BATCOWL.
GPI: Summon the wrath of the most powerul Demi-God... CHEESENIPS
PS: Carve runs into stomach or gamibt pumpikin (if one exists), evoking elves and such.
BH: Leave Afterlife and help PS
4 Heroes: Fuck Yo Critical!
GPI: remind everyone which suckle receptacles still exist.
GPI: COMB RAVE -> DIVINE INTERVENTION
FAD: Punch piñata in the snout to establish superiority.
FAD+MM+WH+BH+ZAD+Guy: Sneak out the door while DEATH is blindfolded.
Death: Ride pinata like a mechanical bull
gpi: push death out of the way, saving the pinata. assure the pinata that "i ttly sav'd yo"
DMMK: Start rolling around Earth, picking up more people as well as small buildings and gigantic mushrooms, to trippy theme music.
BATHEARST+WIFEHEARST: Have a tearful reunion.
Gentlemen+Whores+HD+NB+Heroes: Let yourself be pulled into DMMKs gravitational field; crushing both him and all of you simultaneously.
Wifehearst+Bathearst: Have a tearful reunion.
A week without an update!? That would be unbearable! It would only be a week, but it would feel like 36 billion years!
(Hint hint)
DMK: Retrieve arms from safe
>Status
Piñata!
Death: Pull a rabbit out of your hat to entertain your new guests.
WHY DEATH WHY?! IT WAS ALL SUPPOSED TO BE A GAME! JUST A GAME!!!!
PS: Combat Operandi--> Sepulchritude!!!
AD: Punch self in snout to establish RECURSIVE SUPERIORITY! Then flip death off.
Fill 4 Heroes' Suckle Receptacle.
PS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST PS: USE ALL OF YOUR STRENGTH TO GET INTO DOLL HOUSE AND RECEIVE THE IMPETUS COMB IN YOUR MOUTH. Open wide Mother Humpers
Elves: Recover Bathearst body for use as supper.
AD: Pack up board game and get off of DMK's hat.
PFPI: JOIN THE BATTLE ALREADY!
dmmk: ride impetus comb like a mechanical bull
Viewers: Applaud Andrew's recent attention to Jail Break.
Return to it after you're done with Problem Sleuth!
PI: Use Honey Comb Attack: Ultimate Headshot
PI: RIFLETECH: LVL 82 OGLE EXPLODINGLY
Wait, how do they rotate the LAZY SUSAN anyways? Telekinesis?
PS: SEPULCHITRUDE!
Anchor: Ride air like a mechanical bull.
AD: Reunite with Bathearst and loving spouse in after-afterlife.
PFPI: GUILT-TECH -> SHAME OF A THOUSAND BED WETTING CHILDREN
Smear body with honey
PI: Strike flirtatious pose before administering universal justice
Gentlemen : Spew forth an ostentatious display of lexiconical celerity!
PI: COMB RAVE -> SNIPE HUNT
PS : Begin ridiculously exaggerated power up sequence.
DMK :Misinterpret drama intensity through excessive punctuation usage!?!?!
PS: Notice Bards beautiful codpiece and join his quest.
This is an actual comment:
Nicely done, fitting both of your other adventures into this one like that. I almost cried when I saw the stump... then I remembered theres almost infinite other Ace Dicks.
ZAD: Use boot to bludgeon the man who obviously has mental problems.
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> POPAMATIC RUMBLE
FFPI: Conjure your own suckle receptacle. FPI is gone, you are his successor...
PS: Fly and speak hsilgnE
Bard: Continue Quest...
4 Heroes: Summon the mighty weapons of the ancient Gods, forged from the deaths of countless childhood dreams: He-Man's Sword of Power, Scrooge McDuck's Cane, Megabyte's Guitar, and Glinda the Good Witch's Wand.
PS: Hitch a ride on the Candimech/Snoop Dogg Bust
Bees: Fill PS's recepticle.
PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!!!
AD: Pine for the good ol' days and reminisce about your office.
AD: Pine for the good ol' days and reminisce about your office.
FAD + AD + Wifehearst + Bathearst + ZAD: Enough messing around. You should offer Death some help in creating Scythe 2.0 in exchange to go back to the real world.
PS: COMB RAVE -> CONSOLATION FRY
BARD AND PALS: Rush to the aid of that man, you think you heard a gunshot!
PI:Comb Rave:elemental bullet rage!
AD: Rejoin with your wife and son in the afterlife. Conquer afterlife.
This suggestion is for Bard Quest.
Ask swamp wizard to resurrect that guy who just showed up and killed himself
CONSOLIDATE!
FAD: Belly of the Whale ZAD, and then AD Belly of the Whale FAD!
AD: Eat the watermelon that was somehow floating next to your head.
Find a receptacle for the honey. Coffee pot. Bedpan. Anything. Have the bees carry it directly over if you have to.
And then FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, SEPULCHRITUDE!!
PS: Stall a few pages then PULCHRITUDE! Now while you have the spot light! All the ADs are dead and no one is paying attention to PI! PULCHRITUDE!
FPI: Combat Operand: FRAG THE BRASS!
PI: Fire your cannon/rifle at DMK.
PI: COMB RAVE- GRASSY KNOLL
PS: Hold on to SEPULCHRITUDE until DMK's third face. Ignore all pleading until then.
AD: Challenge Death to the game of Life.
PI: keep firing until all combs are filled!
PFPI: Recombine with Pickle Inspector to bequeath unto him your comb rave.
Bard: Sing a heart felt song in memory of the courageous and kind hearted Ace Dick.
FFPI: Comb Rave: Candygram
PI: COMBAT OPERANDI-HEAD SHOT
PS: Check long-forgotten inventory.
PI: HEADSHOT DMK 4 times to achieve DOMINATION.
AD: Having lost the game, return to real life sadly
PI: Aim at DMK's eyes and shoot!
AD: Throw your controller against the wall in frustration. You hate losing at games!
PI: Agress in a tearful and heartfelt manner over your lost rival-turned-compatriot.
FAD: Combat Operandi->Montezuma's Revenge: Gastric Grievances from the Grave
PI: COMB RAVE - 21 GUN SALOOP-DE-LOOP
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> PK STARSTORM
All: Take out DMK. This boss has been around long enough!
AD: Reunite with bathearst in the after life.
GPI: Fondly regard cremation
The Afterlife: Implode from the presence of three Ace Dicks.
Ignore penultimate comb there is no way to use the honey since the receptacles have been destroyed.
Next...
PI & PS: Use Double Barrel Canon Attack to destroy MK while his emotions are maxed out.
AD + ZAD + FAD: Fuse into Omega Ace Dick.
3 Gentlemen: COMBAT OPERANDI-> MODERN MAJOR GENERALS
AD: Arise from from sorrowful death and merge w/ ZAD to create SUPER ZOMBIE ACE DICK!
Shoeboy, PS' and PFPI's receptacles still are intact.
AD : Reunite!
PI: COMB RAVE: BOOM! HEADSHOT--Multikill.
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> TEMPORAL PARADOX
DMK: Cry self to death :(
3 AD: Use the power of 3, becoming GOD ACE DICK.
bard: wear Ace dick's head on your cod piece + 30 to your renown
PS:notice on the MS adventure site that your ex-rival ace dick just had all 3 versions of him self murder.
oh! and leave a suggestion on having him wear a tutu when crossing to the afterlife.
ZAD FAD AD JB: take turns riding wifehearst like a mechanical bull
DMK: SORROWTECH: LV. 76 DRAMATURGICAL CATHARSIS
PS: Eat Impedus Comb. For no real reason.
NB: Put on BEN STILLER'S SUNGLASSES.
Wait a second, how did ZAD and the other guy end up in the afterlife?
MK: Create a black hole by tightening the brassier, thus bringing your mass to a maximum.
AD: get really really pissed off. That goddamn stump gun was full of confetti, not the death that you sought. Funnel this anger into getting revenge.
GPI: Fondly regard law of physics defying DMMK.
Hold on, ZAD is dead as a zombie? So that makes him a dead undead? So confused
Complain that it was previously said that the aspect corsets only worked on sexy female figures, yet DMMK is able to use it.
PI: Comb Rave ~ Divine Intervention
DMK: SORROWTECH: LV. 76 DRAMATURGICAL CATHARSIS
PS: Quickly! COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEPULCHRITUDE
Dead AD: Pull yourself together and become ZAD2. Once that's completed, start digging for demon brains.
GPI: COMB RAVE -> TAP, TAP, WRATH OF GPI
Andrew Hussie: God damn it please take back all the ace dick killing it is more than your audience can take.
Heroes: loosen FMK's brazzier.
PS: Pour one out for fallen comrades.
Zombie Ace Dick + Ace Dick + Fiesta Ace Dick: Preform a fusion truffle shuffle in the afterlife to totally power up!
Crazy Lunatic In Jail: Read out spell carved in stomach to invoke elves and such.
Elf Mage: Enter a wormhole, losing your wand and parts of your memory. Grow an insatiable hunger for babies, and find yourself in prison.
3 remaining Heroes: Flip the fuck out at the loss of your mage.
Andrew Hussie: Be loved.
AD: Use a life to revive yourself.
DMK: LV. 76 DRAMATURGICAL CATHARSIS!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT
Inventory Recap, Skills Recap, Abilities Recap please?
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> BLACK LIQUORICE MOONSHINE
AD: Take the poor dead man's HAT and SUICIDE WEAPON. Do not question his motives.
AD: Realise your clever ruse of using shadows to trick DMK to thinking you off-ed yourself and sneak out of the game of life
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> INFINITE PICKLE
REPLICSIMILE
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> CANDY DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> BUSTMONSTER CONFECTERISM
PFPI: COMBAT OPERANDI: PICKLE DEREPLICISIMELETION
PI: COMB RAVE -> TIMES OF DARKNESS
PI: COMB RAVE -> CHRONOLOGISTIC TEMPATION
PI: COMB RAVE -> TIME/SPACE BULLET BURST
PI: COMB RAVE -> SILVER BULLET
PI: COMB RAVE -> DENS OF CLOVER
PI: COMB RAVE -> FRANKENBUSTER
PI: COMB RAVE -> HOLLOW ROUND
Oh, I can just keep going.
DMK: Moved by his death, raise BATHEARST from the dead to become your loyal minion.
FFPI: Show up and do something already!
wizard: was please with AD shadow puppet reenactment of an ending of a certain old game he played. the wizard used Cast Magical enchantment and AD become Witch Ace Dick (since this is 'Female' Ace Dick)
WAD high Magic stat was added and as a bonus increase his int. by 50 points.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
AD: Enter after-afterlife
PI: BOOM HEADSHOT!
Wait... AD wasn't dead, was he, only playing an incidental game of LIFE with Death.
How embarrassing. My mistake.
AD: Enter afterLIFE
Commentariat: Figure out what the word "penultimate" means already.
Sheesh.
this is kind of obivous
pS:SEPULCHITRUDE!
wait did you deete my comment???
PS: Sepulchritude!
PI: Blind DMK
4 Heroes: Join the fight!
FFPI: COMB RAVE -> STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT
GPI: Fondly disregard Rate of Propagation
Death: Comb Rave -> Don't Fear the Reaper
for the love of all that is holy, RECAP
Actually: Update us on the condition of the nectar receptacles.
DMK: Listen to Linkin Park and Cut yourself.
PFPI:COMBAT OPERANDI -- TEMPORAL REPLICISIME (again?)
DMMK: Gravitate Impetus Comb toward you.
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> CANDY LAGANN
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK PFPI IS?!
PS: Bother it all, despite your New Year's resolution to be more careful with the last Ace Dick, it seems he's gone and killed himself. Most unfortunate.
COMBAT OPERANDI: DESPAIR OF A THOUSAND NEW YEARS DIET RESOLUTIONS
GPI:Wonder why there was ammo in the KEY Punisher Ace Dick found.
PS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
ALL: Check Inventory.
PAUSE
AD: Make a little love
-PAUSE- > Inventory Report / Status Screen
PI: Use TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE over and over, kill death when he was a baby, take his place.
Bees: Fill the last SUCKLE RECEPTICALE that isn't PI's
FFPI: COMB RAVE -> FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT
AD: Get down tonight
FPI: COMB RAVE - LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
FOUR HEROES: QUAD TECH -> PENTULTIMA
PI: Comb Rave: LV. 12 CANDIED ARMS RACE !!
PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GPI
COMB RAVE: SEPULCHRITUDE!
PI: COMB RAVE - SCOPE OGLE OF INFINITE DESTRUCTION
PI: Build a Washington monument.
PS: COMB RAVE -> DIVINE BATTLE ARMOR
Four Warriors: COMB RAVE -> FURY OF THE FOUR KINGDOMS
PFPI: COMB RAVE - LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
Heartfelt reunion between bat-hearst and AD
Viewer: Wish Andrew good luck with moving.
Everyone who died: Attack Death.
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I want that fan on, dammit!
PFPI: Comb Rave=> Brain Storm.
Exponentially increase PFPI imagination to the point where he can imagine anything. Seriously damage DMK and destroy self in process. FFPI might arrive soon and things could get very complicated.
PFPI: You're still flying at high speeds towards the battle, right? Use your comb rave to turn into a living bullet and crash through DMK ( can't think of a good name for it ).
PFPI: super mega Awesome last of Dragonhood!
Bard said...
"Complain that it was previously said that the aspect corsets only worked on sexy female figures, yet DMMK is able to use it."
MK is just that smexy :-)
PFPI: Do that thing where you split into six, then have each of those six split into six, and so on and so forth, until there are more than a million of you. Then have all of them fire an energy blast at DMK.
Whale: Realize you can't escape the afterlife 'cause you're too fat to fit through the door. Off yourself out of grief and curiosity.
GPI: Fondly regard creation.
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> INFINITE PICKLE
REPLICSIMILE
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I agree that fan should be turned on now!
FAD: Take Death's hat, punch hole in it, and replace on Death's head.
PFPI: COMB RAVE: BETRAYED! Turn around and shoot PS in face in attempt to usurp role of main protagonist. Do this without regard for the excessive depletion of bullets, jocose honey, or the good opinion of your peers.
FAD: Tell death there's his scythe behind him, and run for it.
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