The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
Submit a comment to this post to make a suggestion for the latest MSPA story.You can also leave any other sort of comment about the site here. That's cool too.POST YOUR COMMENTSome notes:
- Keep it short! I tend to clip all suggestions to be about 60 characters or less.
- Maybe this is obvious, but only make suggestions for the latest point in the story! Posting the suggestion "shoot safe" when I am 800 pages past that point doesn't make the slightest bit of sense!
Inaugural suggestion: Fondly regard mechanical bull in the snout to establish superiority.
ReplyDeleteSomething's amiss! Search around with your LOOKOUT SPOTTERGLASS.
ReplyDeleteAD: Beat up the guys in the car and get spyglass
ReplyDeleteNB+HD: Victory stripper dance
ReplyDeleteAD: Do a little dance
ReplyDeleteAD: Expand empire to absorb the lucrative caber tossing industry.
ReplyDeleteAD: Build a SUSPENSOR
ReplyDeleteAD: Abscond with INCOGNITO PRYGLASS Already!
ReplyDeleteGPI: Fondly regard new blog.
ReplyDeleteSurly Thugs: Take out VIOLIN CASE.
ReplyDeleteAD: Pull out your TOOTSIE ROLL SHOTGUN and blow them all to Hell.
ReplyDeletePS: Curiously poke the exposed edge of the separated STEERING WHEEL HALF
ReplyDeleteSurly Thugs: merge with DMK for simplicity's sake
ReplyDeleteAD: Wake up, it's just a dream!
ReplyDeleteAH: Oh, dear GPI, we get it! We need the damn telescope. Stop throwing up so many red-herrings :-)
ReplyDeletePI: show DMK yo' moves!
ReplyDeletePI: Accidentally the whole THING
ReplyDeleteGPI: Fondly regard new commentation
ReplyDeleteThugs: Combat Operandi -> Deck the halls with the blood of AD's family.
ReplyDeleteNB: Take MM's SKELETON KEY. Dip it in the PALETTE for each color and each corresponding lock. Open locks.
ReplyDeleteNB: Screw the locks, just burn the whole door down.
ReplyDeleteTake son to see the new Zorro film.
ReplyDeleteends in batman.
NB/HD: Victory dance!
ReplyDeleteShoot safe (heh heh heh)
ReplyDeleteJesus cluck. MK's forces are EVERYWHERE!
ReplyDeletePS, PI and AD: SMOOTH JAZZ COMBO (End Of Universe Remix)
ReplyDeleteAD: Abscond with COGNITO PRYGLASS.
ReplyDeleteSurly Thugs: End AD's LIFE
ReplyDeleteAD:Hire nearby muscle to defend family.
ReplyDeleteAnchor: Splendidly join life
ReplyDeleteDMK:move into otherwordly tear because it makes you feel more at home
ReplyDeleteHD & NB : Apply PALETTE colors to COLORED LOCKS
ReplyDeleteDeath: Use game-breaking tactics to attain the lead.
ReplyDeleteAD: Announce surprise retirement to your family with tickets to the Cayman Islands.
ReplyDeletePS: Shoot safe when I am 800 pages past this point
ReplyDeleteZAD: do something useful!!!
ReplyDeleteZAD: position two gummi worms on your forehead as if they were eyebrows to make it look like you have a "suprised" expression
ReplyDeleteDeath: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> Let's Play Twister, Let's Play Risk
ReplyDeleteThugs: Hmmm... it seems you've misinterpreted the distance from AD and family. GO BACK 2 SPACES.
ReplyDeleteAD: Punch furtive eyes in the snout to teach son how to establish superiority
ReplyDeleteDeath: Attend to the Madam and the Swain.
ReplyDeleteAD: Realize that you are becoming that bastard, Mobster Kingpin, and (attempt) to kill your wife and son (future Ace Dick) to create a wonderful funderful time paradox!!
ReplyDeleteThug: Adopt a son with your husband.
ReplyDeleteAH: Host the "Best ______ of 2008" awards and honor various characters.
ReplyDeleteThugs: Abscond with dog.
ReplyDeleteAce Dick: Grow a big head from success, (literally), slowly looking more and more like Mobster Kingpin.
ReplyDeleteThugs: Kidnap Sonhearst.
ReplyDeleteNext: The SURLY THUGS gun down Wifehearst in a drive-by! Ace Dick barely escapes with Sonhearst!
ReplyDeleteAD: Hire HIRED MUSCLE to protect you from SURLY THUGS.
MK: Punch FAD in snout to establish superiority
ReplyDeleteInaugural suggestion: Fondly regard mechanical bull in the snout to establish superiority - 'Cause shit just got real.
ReplyDeleteSonHearst: Play Wow, ripping the meta-verse in half.
ReplyDeleteMasturbate with the gun on the table.
ReplyDeleteAD: Have family murdered by thugs, vow vengeance against mob, become Punis-, er, Castigator Ace Dick
ReplyDeleteThug 1: Smack Thug 2 in the snout with the overly-obvious red herring.
ReplyDeleteMK: Become overcome with grief for MM
ReplyDeletePS: remind the children not to swear or use racial slurs in a very hard boiled manned because shit just got real.
ReplyDeleteFAD: Pause the battle and partake in a manly tea party with MK
ReplyDeleteAD: Catch glimpse of sun from EYEGLASS a la hardboiled action hero, and act accordingly.
ReplyDeleteHD + NB: Leap towards each other, high five mid-air, then animate the background rapidly
ReplyDeleteGPI: Fondly regard incineration.
ReplyDeleteAD: Go get some ORANGES while leaving Sonhearst in CAR.
ReplyDeleteThugs: Walk quickly up behind AD and startle him into dropping his ORANGES.
ReplyDeleteAD: phone in the backup, then ambush thugs around corner of an upcoming alleyway
ReplyDeleteNB+HD: Ride Madam Murel like a mechanical bull.
ReplyDeleteGPI: Fondly regard blogosphere
ReplyDeleteAD: Inhale nearby Waddle Doo, gain beam ability.
ReplyDeleteHeroes: Turn the crank.
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE SUGGESTION BOX?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteAnyone, really, it doesn't matter who: Complain about how ugly the stitching is.
ReplyDeleteSurly Thugs: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> MESSAGE JOB
ReplyDeletePS: Stick head through steering wheel portal; look around absentmindedly
ReplyDeleteAD: Punch Surly Thugs in the snout to establish superiority, breaking the INCOGNITO PRYGLASS in the process.
ReplyDeleteGPI: Fondly regard restoration
ReplyDeleteFurtive Eye: Slay AD & WIFEHEARST in a dark alley, inspiring SONHEARST to dress up in a ferret outfit & fight crime.
ReplyDeleteGPI: Continue to allow hooligans to roughhouse in your universe
ReplyDeleteHeroes: Turn the other crank already!
ReplyDeleteNB+HD: Paint faces like tribeswomen and dance around the fire.
ReplyDeleteGPI: Fondly cremate your libation.
ReplyDeleteFour heroes: Turn crank
ReplyDeletePS: In a SERIOUSLY hardcore fashion, use your TRUSTY KNIVES to seperate a thread to attatch to the deck like a rope before jumping through the air to save the four heroes.
ReplyDeletePS: In a SERIOUSLY hardcore fashion, use your TRUSTY KNIVES to seperate a thread of your coat to attatch to the deck like a rope before jumping through the air to save the four heroes.
ReplyDeleteSEPULCHRITUDE
ReplyDeleteHomoerotically regard GIANT FAN.
ReplyDeleteheros> spin the wheel
ReplyDeleteGPI: Fondly regard new blog
ReplyDeleteZAD: pose in a surprised maner.
ReplyDeleteSurly Thugs: Take out VIOLIN CASE. Hmmm... it seems you've misinterpreted the distance from AD and family. GO BACK 2 SPACES.
ReplyDeleteAD: Catch glimpse of sun from EYEGLASS a la hardboiled action hero, and act accordingly
ReplyDeleteGPI: Fondly regard hooligans roughhouseing in your universe
ReplyDeleteDeath: Start work on building a new scythe.
ReplyDeleteGPI, PS, ZAD, PI, etc.: Strike a pose w/ DMK in the background like a DVD movie box cover, 'cuz this shit just got real!
ReplyDeleteGPI: Victory Dance!!
ReplyDeletepick up the pistol and call someone who cares. God.
ReplyDeleteGPI: Pose as a divine entity 'cause shit just got restored to universal stability!
ReplyDeleteThugs: pass by AD's family without a second incognito pry. Those aren't the peoplehearsts you're looking for.
ReplyDeleteAD: use immense WEALTH to purchase a TELESCOPE for PI.
Heroes: Turn the wheel.
ReplyDeleteMM: Investigate the Afterlife.
ReplyDeleteFour Heroes: STOP WASTING TIME AND GO FIGHT THAT KINGPIN, DAMN YOU
ReplyDeleteHeroes: Turn that wheel already!
ReplyDeleteGPI: Annoyed at what he's done to your universe join the fight against DMK
ReplyDeleteFour Heroes: Turn the crank you can reach.
ReplyDeleteAH: Change blog settings to place newest comments at the TOP.
ReplyDeleteALL: Pause for a moment in the chaotic revolutions of life - It is as though the faceless entities that weave the strings of fate have grown just a touch more distant. Weep, little destiny guppies.
ReplyDeleteGPI: Draw two eyes on the upper part of the universe.
ReplyDeleteDMK: Throw your hat down in disgust!
ReplyDeleteHD NB: Pose, 'cus shit just got real.
ReplyDelete4 Adventurers: Turn the crank on the floor.
ReplyDelete4 Adventurers: Pose as a team because shit just got real.
ReplyDeleteDMK: Remind everyone that they should be paying attention to you. Painfully.
ReplyDeleteFAD: Steal Megaton Key from Mobster Kingpin
ReplyDeletePS: Build fort from ship parts and ascend to godhood to challenge DMK
ReplyDeleteDMK: Become angry that your destruction has been undone.
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't like him when he's angry.
PS: Check inventory
ReplyDeletePI: Summon minty-fresh mouthwash and affix to SEXTANT.
ReplyDeleteHeroes: Laugh at upside-down monster.
ReplyDeleteFluthlu: Surreptitiously tiptoe out of the afterlife.
ReplyDeletePS: Ask FPI for another pumpkin.
ReplyDeleteSwain: Go to deck of CHICAGO OVERCOAT and give eyepiece to PI.
ReplyDeleteJust fall down the rest of the tower and save yourselves some time.
ReplyDeleteUse lute to play a compelling song, said song should "Move" the wheel to turn.
ReplyDeleteAD: Use UGLY DOG to unlock hidden character.
ReplyDeleteGPI: Fondly regard crochet
ReplyDeleteHeroes: Turn Wheel as if in "Saving Private Ryan"
ReplyDeleteGPI: Fondly Regard Cross-stiching
ReplyDeleteHeroes: Turn wheel.
ReplyDeleteNB & HD: Loot the corpse of MM and level up!
ReplyDeleteDeath: Keep an eye on MM. This one won't escape you ...
ReplyDeleteGPI: Breathe a sigh of relief for your mended universe
ReplyDeleteHeros: Turn the wheel
ReplyDeleteheroes: ride dead monster like mechanical rodeo bull
ReplyDeleteHeroes: Turn crank and see what happens
ReplyDeleteGPI: Resolve to be a little less of a pushover from now on.
ReplyDeleteBard Quest:
ReplyDeleteEnter caverns of Harold
Next
ReplyDeleteHD: Seriously use the color paints to open locks. use the right color for the right locks.
ReplyDeleteAH: Realise how bothersome the BLOGGER COMMENT SYSTEM is. Call Woe Programmer (WP) and pay large amount of SPONDULICKS for proper SUGGESTION BOX.
ReplyDeleteor simply: GPI: Fondly program new SUGGESTION BOX for AH.
ReplyDeleteHeroes: Turn crank.
ReplyDeleteDMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> RACKETEERING CHARGE
Death: Collect MM's soul.
MK & FAD: Wonder what all that commotion was about.
MK & FAD: Have a healthy breakfast.
HD & NB: Use skeleton key on locks.
PS: Punch DMK through wheel.
HD & NB: Dispose body through corset.
ReplyDeleteADVENTURERS: Flip the fuck out over the sudden alteration of gravity!
ReplyDeleteAD: Notice thugs and pick up the pace, there's a dame at your side.
ReplyDeletePryglass Goon: Fire your BAZOOKA at Ace Dick
ReplyDeletePFPI: Create a spiritual personality for PS, who is now back to normal.
ReplyDeleteNEXT
ReplyDeleteFour Heros: Strike a pose, because for you, shit is about to get serious.
ReplyDeleteWeasel King: Use severed head to flip the fuck out!
ReplyDeleteHog Cleric: Use weapon's hook end to try and move dat crank.
Clown Bard: Play an upbeat diddy! (Next: That was a waste of time...)
Elf Mage: Cast spell on self to increase VIM and move the dang crank yerself!
shoot safe
ReplyDeleteAD: Challenge the two thugs to a car joust!
ReplyDeletePFPI: Freeze DMK in ROCK CANDY to buy some time.
ReplyDeletePS: Cast magic missiles.
ReplyDeleteDMK: peek through the little crack left in the universe and see whats on the other side
ReplyDeleteGPI: Become human to stop the "fondly regard X" puns.
ReplyDeleteShadowMK: Follow the Midnight Crew into battle against the sleuths.
ReplyDeleteHeroes: Crank that in a hip-hop inspired manner.
ReplyDeleteMM: Stay Dead
ReplyDeletePI: Ask Honeybee Professor to share his thoughts on what just happened to the universe.
ReplyDeleteThugs: Fire SNIPER RIFLE
ReplyDeleteGPI: Fondly regard sewation
ReplyDeletePFPI: Retrieve MONOGLE dropped by HIGHBROW, for use as SNIPER RIFLE SCOPE.
ReplyDeleteWW: Eat head of Gargunhut
ReplyDeleteAD: Sell wife and kids over the LIFE market for a quick buck
ReplyDeleteHeroes : Eat salted melon(s)
ReplyDeletePS: Sommon the Prisioner and the Bard from the other adventures to help you in the battle.
ReplyDeleteFour Heroes: Spin wheel
ReplyDeleteFix map function.
ReplyDeleteHD and NB: Find Madame Murel's corset.
NB: Pick up the SKELETON BRUSH and the PALETTE
HD and NB: Observe the locks on the wall.
PFPI: Conjure up something useful.
AD: Now that you are rich and powerful, become a vigilante like batman and defeat the thugs.
ReplyDeleteAD: Retrieve pryglass from furtive eyes for use with sniper rifle
ReplyDeleteBATHEARST
ReplyDeleteDEATH: Poof to the LAZY SUSAN and exchange the HEAVEN GOBLET for one of the cups that belong to an ACE DICK who doesn't currently need them. Pour some honey in the HEAVEN GOBLET too.
ReplyDeleteGPI: COMB RAVE-> DIVINE INTERVENTION
MK: Chug honey from the lazy susan!
ReplyDeleteFAD: look underneath the lazy susan
ReplyDeletePS: Make the universe do a barrel roll.
ReplyDeleteGPI: Unfondly disregard DMK.
PS: Turn steering wheel
ReplyDeleteThug: Continue point your LASER SIGHT at AD.
ReplyDeleteHeroes: Turn the crank.
ReplyDelete*Thug: Continue pointing your LASER SIGHT at AD.
ReplyDeleteHeroes: Turn crank in reverse, this time.
ReplyDeletesuggestion: ICON PACK 6 with some of the awesome animations from the donation-supported commands.
ReplyDeleteFourHeros: Conjunction Modus Operandi: Crank 'Dat!
ReplyDeleteNew Blog: Rearrange thy self to show the newest post first!
ReplyDeleteFour Heroes: Ride Corpse like Mechanical Bull.
ReplyDeletePS: Somehow drive vessel to the edge of the TOWER OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION.
ReplyDeleteNB : Use brush and paint on colored padlock.
ReplyDeleteGPI: fondly regard ham
ReplyDeleteNB&HD: Climb the wires to the center of the universe and join the battle against DMK!
ReplyDeleteAS: Seriously, you're useless, so go down to your office and dial STAR - HEART - HORSESHOE
ReplyDeleteClocktower: Conjure CLOCKWORK PUPPIES after being activated by the Heroes.
ReplyDeleteNext: The HOUNDS OF TINDALOS are unleashed!
Heroes: turn ceiling/floor crank.
ReplyDeleteFAD: Punch MK in snout to establish superiority
ReplyDeleteGPI: Wage all-out war against DMK.
ReplyDeleteJailbreak: Use elf powers to make some coffe while waiting for horse to wake
ReplyDeleteGPI: Creatively Fondle Regurgitation
ReplyDeleteShoot the safe through the rip in time before it closes!
ReplyDeletePS: Get ship back to where you can battle against DMK.
ReplyDeleteFour heroes: Turn wheel
ReplyDeleteHD and NB: Pick up the SKELETON BRUSH and the PALETTE
ReplyDeleteBees: fill the "Caraffe of pentiltimate destruction" with honey
ReplyDeleteAD: Combat Operandi- Family Ties
ReplyDeleteThe rip in the universe caused canon to break momentarily, bringing the Midnight Crew to battle the Heroes!
ReplyDeleteDMK: Rip universe in half vertically to piss everyone off.
ReplyDelete